Well, my producer says I have to write something here or they're going to bring in Bill Shuman as a guest judge, so here's something.
People piss me off. People piss me off because they can't tell when they SUCK. There are TERRIBLE people who sign up for Solian Idol auditions- just AWFUL! And who has to screen them? That's right ME. So I get to stare at crap for hours. Then once I've whittled the idiots out, then I get to take it to that moron Phoebe and that non-committal ass Roc and hear them go "Oh yeah it's nice!" and "IT'S MY FAVORITE!!!!" They never, EVER give their true opinion on ANYTHING and its up to me to say it like it is. It's all up to me and it pisses me off that they don't even do their JOBS correctly. You hear that Roc and Phoebe? If I owned Solian Idol, you'd be FIRED! FIRED!!!!
Then, as if working with them isn't bad enough, once we narrow it down to the least crappy of the crap, the final call is ultimately up to THE VIEWERS AT HOME! The viewers at home don't know anything! The viewers at home can't tell a Kibbit from their own ass! Why on Solia did ANYONE think it was a good idea to leave the final call up to the public?! Ugh! People! You all just piss me off!