Did you know that your eyes can process 36,000 bits of information every hour? Or that they Contribute towards 85% of your total knowledge? Ooh oops, guess I let my geeky side slip a bit. Sorry, I just love your eyes! Well not your eyes, you know, but I am sure they are lovely anyways! And if they aren’t, you need to stop at Eye Witness.
So my name is Briana and I graduated from the Sorven Institute of Higher Learning with a doctorate in Optometry. During my grad years I spent researching eye-shaping technology! So thanks to my innovative research we are now able to reshape your entire eyeball to meet your standards.
Oh and just so you know, I do have perfect vision. Its just…I squint all the time because of the sunlight..yeah. Take care of your eye balls for me, don’t stare at the sun too long!