Good evening this is Max Powers here reporting live from my profile!....I am Sorvens number one news anchor for the number one news show in Sorven, Box News!. I enjoy my job at Box News and hope that you all watch me every Sunday night, because without me Sorven would be in mass chaos. Who would they get there news from? SNN. HA! What a joke, Box News is the best place to work at in all of Sorven and is the best place in Sorven it is amazing. Now, for those who would like to get to know me better I have previously written down a statement that I would like to allow you all to read. I hope you do enjoy it.
My full name is Maximilian Powers but I go by Max, do not call be Maxxy I am not a child and I will not respond to such immature comments. I enjoy watching slasher movies while eating Kung Pao chicken on rainy nights to feed my hunger of constantly being alone. I have thirteen cats to keep me company though so it is all good. I also am a single man, I choose to be single because I will never find a woman who loves Box News as much as I do, and I must have someone who loves my work. I like the color silver for it is shiny and it allows me to distract that bumbling fool Bill Shuman to get away from the view of the camera when I am broadcasting one of my shows. This has been Max Powers, signing off.
ALL HAIL BOX NEWS!